The Sound of Science

The Sound of Science is a song sung by Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung in the episode "Freudian Sleep".

Lyrics
Sigmund hear my song. I sing to prove that you were wrong, About pretty much everything, That people call "Freudian". It's all just, A real load of crap. Total crap and, Everyone will know it. In your dreams, I see it's true, Something that I always knew, That you have gone insane, And use way too much cocaine, The only one who wants to sleep with his mom, Is you alone, And everyone else thinks it's gross. Don't get me started on the rest, Of your theories they’re nonsense, "Id" is utter gibberish, But "Superego" I must admit, Is the only word I could think of to describe, Sigmund Freud, And everyone will know it. So I'll meet you in your dreams, Where you will whimper, beg and plead, But I will grant you no mer­cy, For you are utterly un­worthy, You aren’t even a real scien­tist. And all the world, Will see it. The old textbooks will be burned, Only Carl Jung's theories learned, Like our collective unconscious, And unresolved neurosis, And that aliens, fairies, unicorns and psychics are totally real, That’s the deal, And everyone will know it.

Trivia

 * The song is a parody on The Sound of Silence.